Shari Todd Harris - October seventeenth 2016 - born fifty five years ago
Thine chronological odometer clocks perchance:
another annual airbnb appreciation accolade Aubrey award,
block buster beneficent bounty bequeather,
chartering capitalone classifying commendable chops,
Dna Dunning Doge delivering divine domicile,
eye eminently espy endow ewe eponymously estimably
enriching ebullient eaglet,
fulfilling family festive fitbit funhouse, gladly guiding genetic
gizmo grasping golden girl, googling Hamilton hoopla,
intuitively ipsy, journeying jubilantly, kneading knots,
living lovingly, making me notate
nurturing of our progeny, prudently questioning quirks
regarding reproductive rooted Rna snap,
sans seeing Shana's slate smartly stamped, taxed thoroughly
thru tiresome thinking tumbler,
ultimately utilizing utmost uber valued vast virtue
viz vetting vicissitudes,
wove wonderfully wrought woman whose,
Xeroxed xx-chromosomes, yesterdays yolk
yielded Yogi yearning - yourself,
zee zebra zinging zealous zillions zumba zephyr zone.
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the above may not be comprehensible,
but such crazy attempt would not go away
one among countless literary inexplicable challenges,
this brother dreamt his literary cloisonné
to utilize letters linkedin alphabetically
asper a self imposed auto de fe
and most likely promoted
a scrunched brow, and heavily taxing gray
matter - now fifty-five shades - oh kay
yet cerebral cortex houses storied credo lay
hers of dog gone pet agreed fur vent see,
incorporating your dogmatic ethos may
king ye such an altruistic, copacetic, and electric gal holistic, kinetic play
fullness, and "lets get down to brass tacks" rubric, that finds me to "say"
in verse, that utmost affinity, cupidity,
- accomplishments plus enrolling
thine darling daughter into Redmond Academy, thus today
aye wanted to don the mantle of trump petter
to describe frustrations of mine (gnome hatter inscrutable jostlings mount),
positing me to issue to mutter "oye vay"
and 'ere since your debut
in this madcap world wide web, thus I weigh
in with hip....hip...who..yay.