Shari Todd Harris - October seventeenth 2016 - born fifty five years ago

 

Thine chronological odometer clocks perchance: 

another annual airbnb appreciation accolade Aubrey award, 

block buster beneficent bounty bequeather, 
chartering capitalone classifying commendable chops, 

Dna Dunning Doge delivering divine domicile, 
eye eminently espy endow ewe eponymously estimably 

enriching ebullient eaglet, 
fulfilling family festive fitbit funhouse, gladly guiding genetic 

gizmo grasping golden girl, googling Hamilton hoopla, 

intuitively ipsy, journeying jubilantly, kneading knots, 
living lovingly, making me notate 
nurturing of our progeny, prudently questioning quirks 

regarding reproductive rooted Rna snap,

sans seeing Shana's slate smartly stamped, taxed thoroughly 

thru tiresome thinking tumbler, 
ultimately utilizing utmost uber valued vast virtue
viz vetting vicissitudes, 

wove wonderfully wrought woman whose,
Xeroxed xx-chromosomes, yesterdays yolk 
yielded Yogi yearning - yourself, 

zee zebra zinging zealous zillions zumba zephyr zone. 
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the above may not be comprehensible, 

   but such crazy attempt would not go away
one among countless literary inexplicable challenges, 

  this brother dreamt his literary cloisonné
to utilize letters linkedin alphabetically 

   asper a self imposed auto de fe 
and most likely promoted 

   a scrunched brow, and heavily taxing gray

matter - now fifty-five shades - oh kay

   yet cerebral cortex houses storied credo lay

hers of dog gone pet agreed fur vent see, 

   incorporating your dogmatic ethos may

king ye such an altruistic, copacetic, and electric gal holistic, kinetic play

fullness, and "lets get down to brass tacks" rubric, that finds me to "say"

in verse, that utmost affinity, cupidity, 

   - accomplishments plus enrolling 
   thine darling daughter into Redmond Academy, thus today
aye wanted to don the mantle of trump petter
   to describe frustrations of mine (gnome hatter inscrutable jostlings mount), 
   positing me to issue to mutter "oye vay"

and 'ere since your debut 

   in this madcap world wide web, thus I weigh

in with hip....hip...who..yay. 

 

 

This poem is about: 
Me
My family

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