Sexually Transmitted Diseases

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STDs are one of a kind

Yet they are so easy to find

Syphilis, Chlamydia, Gonorrhea and AIDS

You can catch all four in a matter of days

It’s not that hard

Just gotta get laid

But if you hire help

Don’t forget to pay

You would be surprised at who has them

Your dentist, your grandma

Especially the high-school-has-been

They leave pretty sores

Or runs in the potty

But they are most sexy if they are all over your body

Don’t be afraid of these diseases

Most of the time they are unavoidable as a wall

Because STDs are like Pokémon

“Gotta catch ‘em all”

 

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