I only like science periodically,

Because you have think about it so methodically.

There is something chemically wrong with me,

I’m not even going to make it to age thirty.

I have way too much anxiety

Deemed fit for society.

When looking at the qualities of a base,

It’s best to admit that you’re a disgrace.

They say “be more positive like a proton,”

What do they think this is, some type of liaison?!

I don’t care about moles,

Might as well just give up the controls!

I don’t really like going to lab,

Because I could end up getting stabbed.

I don’t regret taking this class,

Even if I’m not able to pass.

In the end, I wish I had come prepared,

Because E=mcscared.