Rosa and Victor Vasquez have been kidnapped by the transsexuals and Leftists;
When Rosa and Victor Vasquez find out that those assholes want to change their genders, they get pissed.
When Billy Batson and his foster siblings find out what the Leftists and transsexuals have done, they get mad;
Left-wing politics and homosexuality are always bad.
Billy and his foster siblings say "Shazam!" and morph into the Shazam family and I'm sure you'll agree;
Rosa and Victor Vasquez are the foster parents of the Shazam family and always will be.
The Shazam family flies and searches for the Leftists and transsexuals, as you can see;
They're going to rescue their foster parents and I'm speaking truthfully.
When the Shazam family finds the villains' lair, they break in;
The Leftists and transsexuals are full of sin.
Rosa and Victor Vasquez are glad to see the Shazam family, in case you didn't know;
The villains use their super weapons to try to kill the heroes.
The Shazam family avoids being killed and beats up the dickheads, which is great;
Left-wing politics and homosexuality are what I really hate.
When Rosa and Victor Vasquez are rescued, the Shazam family calls the police, which is cool;
The Leftists and transsexuals are also fools.
When the police arrive to arrest the evil fucks, the Shazam family flies away;
Rosa and Victor Vasquez are happy that they're free and that's all I have to say.