Zelda the Twilight Princess
Who can’t go on an adventure
without someone sending her boyfriend after her,
to bring her back and ‘protect’ her.
Really she just wants to explore
and be free for a while.
They are all so worried she might fall
or get scratched or get bumped.
But has anyone realized
that she is ahead of Link
with no weapons, shields, potions, or help
and they think she is weak.
Link uses extra lives
upgrades his weapons
and is constantly having to ask for direction
If they just gave Zelda
a month or two she would be back
without a scratch or a bump
and Link wouldn’t have any either.