I was once a rich and handsome king
Full admired by my subjects
Then one day, an evil girl was walking
She came over to me, clearly over stepping her respects
She said, "Oh King, wont you please entertain my tricking"
I replied with why not, a king musn't always be serious
She said a few words I'd never heard before
And BAM! I was as green and leafy and precious
A tiny pea was I, I would now never see the shore
She hid me away so i would never have witnesses
She put me under a pile of matteresses
And even stole my crown
She sat atop my pile and said she was in charge
And that was the last time I ever saw the light.