Polar Bears Weigh Enough to Break the Ice


I lava puns more everyday

Owl never not love them in every way.

I glove them a whole latte.

My favorite: seagulls don’t fly the bay


or they’d be bagels. See?

I cantaloupe stop. Not me.

I feel grate, feel holy free.

I doughnut know how else to be.


Puns are just my perfect pear,

My perfect match, I don’t know where

else i could cry over a burning tear

in the seems of my pants that are not even there.


though you might be jelly whenever I jam,

Orange you glad I’m the way that I am?


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