Poem from the floozies

The hippies,

The floozies,

The fags,

The queers.

Are they really worse than fat men

with shotguns and beers?

 

They scream about Trump,

The suits in the swamp

While they’re draining

and waning on their workers comp.

 

They scream “crooked Hillary!”

How she preaches one big lie

That liberal agenda

how much really can those pantsuits hide?

 

They voted for him

Because they had nothing to lose

But the 51% minority?

Who? They’re all shrews.

 

So Monica sucks,

And Kesha’s a slut

This election taught me

That men have no gut.

 

Thank you, women in Washington

Who dared make a change

Who chanted “Is this the land of the free,

or the home of the strange?”

 

Yet I’m still no politician

Just someone with a vag

So maybe that’s why

I don’t stand for the flag.

 

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