Poem from the floozies
The hippies,
The floozies,
The fags,
The queers.
Are they really worse than fat men
with shotguns and beers?
They scream about Trump,
The suits in the swamp
While they’re draining
and waning on their workers comp.
They scream “crooked Hillary!”
How she preaches one big lie
That liberal agenda
how much really can those pantsuits hide?
They voted for him
Because they had nothing to lose
But the 51% minority?
Who? They’re all shrews.
So Monica sucks,
And Kesha’s a slut
This election taught me
That men have no gut.
Thank you, women in Washington
Who dared make a change
Who chanted “Is this the land of the free,
or the home of the strange?”
Yet I’m still no politician
Just someone with a vag
So maybe that’s why
I don’t stand for the flag.