A poem for dad, 

A poem for dad.

What to say about 

My dear loving father?

Maybe I could say 

 That he always bothers-

No, although it rhymes, it simply won’t work.

Maybe I could say that he can be a jer-

No, that’s not right, it’s not very fair.

I could write that his head’s full of air,

Or he has a really loud laugh and 

He snores when he sleeps. 

Or how only sometimes he can

Be just a little bit cheap.

No, I can’t say it,

These bad things and such.

Although I’m at a loss, 

I love him too much! 

Instead I’ll say how amazing he is.

Protective and loving, 

Oh, what a guy! 

I’ve never so much as seen him cry! 

One little thing I’ll end this with

Is that his ego can get a little bit big.

Oh, no, what’s that?

His head is inflating right under his hat? 

His ego is making everyone panic,

Or is it the fact that his head 

Is the size of a planet? 

I’m sure he’ll be fine,

He should come down soon.

After all, Planet Dad only has one moon!