THE PIE MAN

There was a weird man who loved to eat pie.

He ate it almost every single day.

His doctor even told him he would die,

His doctor told him he had to obey.

 

But pie was the man’s most favorite food,

The man wanted to eat more and more.

His pie less diet affected his mood,

So the man tried to steal it from the store.

 

But the doctor was extremely smart.

He hid all the shopping carts from the man,

But the man just found a stray shopping cart,

and he filled it with pies from the trash can.

 

When he was finally caught by Maurice,

His nickname was “Pie Man” from the police.

 
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