I don't have food and do not eat.
My fridge is full of sweets and treats.
I sleep on streets and do not weep.
My two mansions are small for me.
I walk everywhere to get me there
My jet is constantly in the air.
I still wear the same underwear.
My clothing brand will never tear
I beg and beg but do not get
I buy and buy and don't regret
My beard is ugly and a mess..
I groom and shave to impress.
My food is low my water is dry, I think it's time for me to die. My pocket is full, my mind is wise I think it's time for paradise