But not too skinny
No man likes to hold a twig
No, not there
Only in the hips
What do you mean you can't control where your body fat goes?
Don't wear makeup, you're more beautiful without it
Besides, you're lying to me when you wear makeup
Because women are obviously born with winged eyeliner
Why don't you ever talk?
God, woman, when will you learn to shut your damn mouth?
But not too smart
You wouldn't want to show me up and crush my fragile ego
But not too independent
I have to control you somehow