Payed Foolery
I've written a poem
Not once, but thrice
You've ruled them out
You've ruled them twice
Well, I've written another
Written strait to heck
Fair is fair
Now write me a check
I am no fool
Not for free
Oh, but for a price
A fool I'll be
My only desire
Is for my due
And while I prefer cash
Pizza will do
How about a joke?
I'm paid by the hour
I thought of this one
While taking a shower
"Knock, knock"
Says I
"Who's there?"
You reply
"Just me"
I say
"Me who?"
No way!
"You're a cat!"
I yell
And the joke is done
Do you not laugh?
Is this not fun?
Now the part where I beg
I'm on my knees
I promise, for pizza
Pizza, if you please
For pizza I pray
Please let it be
For the love of God
Just laugh at me!