Dinner and wine with boyfriend at Fleur De Lis at 7 p.m.

Cocktails and Grey Goose shots with girlfriends at Charlie's Pub at 7:30 p.m.

Stagger drunkenly with girlfriends down St. Michael s at 8:15 p.m.

Slide around and cackle madly on the taxi cab s seats at 8:27 p.m.

Cross the velvet rope of Stargazer nightclub at 8:40 p.m.

3 rounds of Hennessy and Patron at 9:02 p.m.

Dance on the floor with random strangers at 9:34 p.m.

Sneak our way into the VIP lounge at 10:17 p.m.

Plant one on the bouncers on our way out at 10:44 p.m.

Girlfriend tosses her cookies in the taxi cab's seat at 11:10 p.m.

Tottering our way down St. Edward's at 11:14 p.m.

Bribe our way across velvet rope of Flux nightclub at 11:43 p.m.

4 rounds of Patron at the bar at 11:56 p.m.

Dance wildly with handsome men at 12:15 a.m.

Make out with sexy, gorgeous model on the way to the bathroom at 12:50 a.m.

Take a taxi cab to sexy model's place at 1:06 a.m.

Head bangs against the wall as we make our way to his room at 1:21 a.m.

Mad dash for the porcelain vessel at 3:46 a.m.

Lift undergarments off of living room lamp at 3:57 a.m.

Walk of shame at 4:13 a.m.

Slumped in the back of the taxi cab seat the ride home at 4:24 a.m.

Concerned boyfriend sitting in the living room couch at 4:38 a.m.

Packing up stuff to move out of boyfriend's apartment at 5:01 a.m.