Oh, Bacon!

Nicole Moore

Your luscious curves tantalize even the strongest of men.

Each delicate taste teases my tongue.

Oh, Bacon!

I’d slaughter my favorite pig just to be with you.

I’d work day and night, forsake my friends and family,

just to bring you home.

Oh, Bacon!

Bathe me in your succulent grease,

soothe my skin with your seductively sizzling dance.

Do not worry for my safety, you cannot drown me.

I have already succumbed.

Oh, Bacon!

Your lust is inside of me, in my arteries.

Please stay there forever, make me your home.

My heart would have an attack

for you.

Oh, Bacon…