I speak to the dead,
After I have wasted three and ninety lockpicks
Just to get a potato out of a long forgotten box.
How is it not rotten?
I really need to get to Whiterun but
Lydia blocks me in the hallway.
How is it that I can kill a dragon, but I am
Completely unable to push this woman out of the way?
I have a basic knowledge of magic,
But somehow I lead the Wizard's College.
I have killed three contracts, but somehow, I lead
The Dark Brotherhood
I failed at pickpocketing,
And yet I lead the Thieves Guild.
I accidentally married some woman with really stupid makeup.
Man, I suck.