It’s a nice hot summer day
You’re going on a family trip
That is two hundred miles away
You don’t want you mom to flip
So you chose to not say a word
You thirst, but do you dare take a sip?
So far this whole trip is all blurred
Pressure builds deep inside you
It’s so great it’s completely absurd
So unbearable, what should you do?
It hurts so bad you’re about to die
Hold it tight, you’re about to spew!
Maybe you should listen the next time instead of asking why
Your mom told you to go before you leave
But no! You don’t have to! You’re a guy!
Now you really have to pee!