I'm not pregnant
I don't smoke
I couldn't recognize the smell of weed even if I tried
My shorts adaquately cover my ass
But what's so surprising
Is that everything I've succeed at not being
Has made me a very boring person
I don't want a bun in the oven, per se
Or a set of lungs fit for the top of the transplant list
But I want to have a story to tell
They say when you apply to college that suddenly you realize all the great things you've done
You realize all the crap that's taken up your time
Why is the goal to be out of school in four years and suddenly playing house
What a load of shit.
I want to live. Experience worlds beyond Target and Panera Bread Mac 'n' Cheese
Give me London, Quebec, Ireland, Chile, Australia
Bye, Love Field
Hello, Bulolo Airport.
I am here.