Sit down, shut up
Sitting down, shutting up
Class has begun
Droning on, droning on
They're so boring I think you were snoring
They make no sense
Talking as if the room were empty
Talking in jargon of unknown territory
Their lessons are obsolescent
And memorizing is really quite irrelevant We have the Internet!
Don't they get it!?
Why all these implementations of mathematics?
Let me introduce them to software systematics
At least teach us the basics
-personal finance and insurance
-dining etiquette and local government
-and maybe how not to get scammed by an auto mechanic
Teach us - preferably
-application, analysis, and execution
-how to turn misfortune into benediction
-and what happened to following ones destiny?
Please don't bore me
Don't talk at me
Not a smartphone