Krispy Kreme

used to bring glee

to me.

Free Samples, on the yearly.

Came along with a hat that was neat

Every year 

I came and freaked.

Then came Thirteen

They never gave me

a free.

I asked, "what's this tomfoolery?" 

The lady speaks

"Only for kids, sorry!"

My heart gave an "eek!"

I'm too old to be happy.