No Such Thing As A Fairy Godmother
Fairy Godmother, can you hear me?
All I want is to be taken away.
Make my heart light,
Not so weighed with these problems.
Can I make a wish?
I wish to have my dog back.
I thought I'd have more time
But he died when I was gone.
Wait, one more.
Bring her back too,
It's not fair the cancer took her
She was gone way too soon.
Maybe just another?
Make it impossible to upset my parents, please
Nothing is worse than the eyes of disappointment
When you think you're doing your best.
Fairy Godmother, are you still there?
Could you save my friends from their own stupidity?
Make them never touch a cig or beer or joint again.
They're gonna crash and burn, they just don't know it yet.
I have another wish!
There's this guy that I kinda really like,
But he's moving in a month,
Think you could fix that?
Hello?
Is anybody there?
Fairy Godmother?
My wishes didn't work.
All my problems are still here.
The movies lied to me.
There aren't fairy godmothers anywhere.
Guess I'll have to deal with all of this by myself
So long Fairy Godmother,
Thanks for the help.