All I need is someone to take care of me.

Someone to be patient with me.

Someone to hold me, feed me, and change me.

Someone to teach me and play with me.

 

All I need is a bicycle!

All I need is to ride down this hill!!

……All I need is a Band-Aid…a few Band-Aids.

All I need is a hug.

 

All I need is someone to hang out with.

Someone who likes the things I like

and does the things I do!

All I need is a friend.

 

All I need is my headphones and my iPod.

All I need is for my parents to understand how complex I am…”It’s not a phase!”…

I just need to find myself.

All I need is to move out…

…All I need is to ask my parents to move back home.

 

All I need is to finish school.

All I need someone to love.

We need to get married.

Let’s have kids!

We have Kids!

…Now I really need to finish school.

 

All I need is diapers.

What are these! Magic diapers?! Made of spun gold?!

All I need is a coupon for diapers.

All I need is a second job...for diapers.

 

All I need is to teach him how to ride a bike

All I need to take these training wheels off.

You’re doing it buddy!

…All he needs is a Band-Aid…a few Band-Aids.

 

All I need is to take off from work so we can go to the park.

We all need to go on vacation

What do you mean you don’t play with Legos anymore?

I need more time.

 

I need him to go to college.

He' going to college!

…I need to pay for his college…

...What do you mean changing your major?

…I need an Advil.

 

He graduated! Finally!

I need to…...turn 50, what?

How did that happen……?

I NEED A MUSTANG!!! BABE LETS GO SKYDIVING!!! HOW MANY TATOOS ARE TOO MANY!! TOUPEE OR NOT TOUPEE?!! WHAT DO YOU MEAN COLONOSCOPY!

 

All I need is to retire.

All I need is to hold my beautiful grandchildren

What do you mean you don’t play with Legos anymore?

Who are those old people in our mirror babe?

 

Babe? BABE? BABE!

All I need is an ambulance!

All I need is a miracle!

All I need is a moment.

 

All I need is new hips.

Ouch, better add new knees to the list.

All I need is to find my car keys, got em!

Oops, I need to buy them a new mailbox.

 

Dad, you need to hand over the car keys.

Dad, you need to make sure you are eating so you don't get sick again.

Dad, I'm serious about the car keys.

I know Dad I miss her too.

 

 

All you need is to come live with us dad.

I'll make sure you have what you need.

I'll be patient with you.

All you need is someone to take care of you.