Oh my, oh my, this photo I just took,
shows off all of my captivatingly good looks.
The hearts and comments I receive just
grow more and more,
the people of the world cannot handle
this face of mine that they all adore.
I, Narcissus, the most perfect of them all,
causes Instagram to crash because
of all this awe.
My 6.5 million followers all understand,
I deserve all the praise that I demand.
Oh how I love myself and everything that I am,
no one can love me as much as I can.