Please freshmen,

Get out of my way.

I've been here too long

To be treated this way.

As I enter the classroom

I see a new face.

Oh gosh, that's the teacher

We're almost the same age!

Holy crap I am starving!

How long is this day?

We've been here FOREVER

I don't want to stay.

Finally, it's time for lunch

Can't we get Chick-fil-A?

I don't want to eat this crap!

We don't get mayonnaise?!

Only a few more hours

Yet my thoughts go astray.

I can't wait for college

Where I'll have freedom all day.

I will eat what I want

And sleep when I say.

I won't have all this homework,

Only a tuition to pay.

Oh man, I dozed off,

I'm just snoozing away.

What a great start

For my last first day.