I recall one day, sitting in class,
The memory is quite vivid;
I called my teacher a pain in the ass,
And he was surely livid.
It seems as though I was out of line,
Yet I found my comment justified,
The teacher was drinking tequila with lime;
And the entire class was petrified.
Teach got drunk, his breath stunk,
He listed from left to right.
He eyed up the classroom punk (me);
And asked for a fight.
I figured I'd oblige the guy,
As any good student would do.
I dodged a punch aimed for my eye,
And beat him with my shoe.
I told him; "Dude! You're drunk as hell!"
He merely shook his head.
That was when teach passed out and fell,
Making the floor his bed.