The Most Interesting School
If you took
One look
At the staff of my school
You would think, hey this is pretty cool
Poseidon is our swim coach
He has a very direct approach
Stay underwater as long as you can
Come up too much, you'll soon get a tan
You can find Demeter by the cactus
Helping the students with their planting practice
Her garden grows and grows
She's always there, except when it snows
Your makeup skills are put to the test
Aphrodite hardly gives you a rest
She teaches cosmetology
And is one of the more fun dieties
With Hermes in the geography classroom
No map will ever lead to your doom
He tests you in varying locations
So that you don't get lost while on vacation
Apollo teaches choir
He can sing with a lyre
After a few days under his care
Your musical skills will begin to flare
Artemis helps you learn how to hunt
With her you learn all kinds of new stunts
She's good with a bow, and her arrows that are hollow
As you will soon follow
Athena deduces your mental capabilities
Stretching your mind while providing stability
She teaches mathematics, and literature too
To extend what you know past what you already knew
At last, I must wrap up our tour
As you can see, our school is full of allure
If you decide you would like to attend
Have Zeus view your application before the year's end