The Merc With a Mouth

The faggotty supervillain named Deadpool has kidnapped the politically incorrect people and President Donald Trump's fans;

When Peter Parker finds out what Deadpool has done, he changes into Spider-Man.


Spider-Man swings through the air, searching for Deadpool, and I'm speaking truthfully;

Deadpool is also known as the "Merc with a Mouth" and always will be.


The mental health of the "Merc with a Mouth" is really bad;

The "Merc with a Mouth" thinks that he can beat Spider-Man, which is sad.


When Spider-Man finds the lair of the "Merc with a Mouth," he breaks in;

The "Merc with a Mouth" is full of sin.


When the "Merc with a Mouth" sees Spidey, he tries to kill Spidey with his guns;

To the "Merc with a Mouth," killing people is a lot of fun.


With his spider-sense, Spidey avoids being shot by that unstable fool;

Spidey uses his webbing to snatch the guns away from the "Merc with a Mouth," which is cool.


The "Merc with a Mouth" tries to kill Spidey with his katana, but is unable to;

Snatching the katana away from that villain with his webbing is what Spidey would do.


Spidey immediately beats up the "Merc with a Mouth" until he's knocked out, which is excellent;

After that, Spidey frees the politically incorrect people and President Trump's fans who are ladies and gents.


Spidey spins a web on the "Merc with a Mouth" and calls the police;

The "Merc with a Mouth" hates peace.


When the police arrive to arrest the villain, Spider-Man swings away;

Your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man has saved the day.




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