Medusa Medusa, 

so cold and so stoned. 

Medusa Medusa, 

her slithering friends leave her never alone. 

With each new lover, stiffer than the last, 

And her Tinder profile full from swiping so fast. 

Medusa Medusa, 

will she ever find true love?

Medusa Medusa,

Or her serpents to dispose of?