I want to joust knights on strong horses

 

Attend decadent weddings, in elegant robes

 

Lay with maidens and rescue damsels

 

With their mass quantity of flawless gems confined in mountain halls

 

I want to smoke pipe weed with wizards

 

"someone save my soul"

 

I want to drink with dwarves

 

"someone save my soul"

 

Learn from their vast knowledge

 

And ride the backs of giant eagles

 

Over the lonely towns and villages

 

"someone save my soul"

 

I want to forge a sword of legend

 

Wield an indestructible shield

 

Go to war in my tailored armor

 

Lead my men to certain death yet endless peace and glory

 

So bards will sing ballads of our story

 

Sail the oceans in treacherous storms

 

for mystical artifacts

 

"someone save my soul"

 

I want to aim bows with elves from trees taller than those of the redwood forest

 

Speak their language while dining on the finest wine next to forests perfectly filled with 

 

autumn colors

 

"someone save my soul"

 

I want to feel the heat of dragon fire

 

Swing my blade against its flesh

 

Watch it burn the breeze

 

Clash my steel with its teeth

 

Gaze as the sky becomes lit with fire and filled with smoke

 

And save my kings castle from sure desolation

 

"someone save my soul"