If only this was on TV -   If only I could share it with whoever I wanted -   If only I could see it at the movies -    If only "Playkid"  And "Playtoy"  Were in the Newstand -    If only it wasn't a crime -    The Party For Neighborly Love, Freedom, and Diversity   Worked to make it legal   I've been studying them for two years -    I believe their work is applicable to the United States -    Lowering the age of consent   Protecting animals -    Allowing all immigration -    Legalizing drugs   In the age of Trump   This is a viable alternative -