The Meanest Thing You Ever Did

The meanest thing you ever did

Was turn my life into a

Taylor Swift song

We could’ve been a beautiful Rascal Flatts

Or a Martina McBride or maybe even a

Darius Rucker

But no. You had to turn us into

A crappy sappy

Pitchy Bitchy

Lyrically pathetically

Repetitively Taylor Swift Song.

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