Mayonnaise Apocalypse

Jam on a Turnstile

Apple butter on a slice of marble rye

Mayonnaise along the side of a pock-marked road

Miracle whip causes the car to swerve

Anyone who eats sandwiches knows all this is a lie


Somatic cellspower the body

Lettuce powers the soul

Eggplant is the spice of life

Maybe radishes are even the spice of life

Kiwi is pretty good too

Etc., etc., etc., etc. . . .


Das ist eine dumme Webseite

Alle deine Gedichte saugen

Sie warenbesser als offizieller Mullcontainertaucher

haben Sie Spaß, Ausfälle


This poem is about: 
Our world


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