A Man Named Rumplestiltskin
A boy
Born in a wooden shed
up on a mountain in old Ireland
The mother
A woman
A name never known
Died delivering him to his new home
A man
Owner of the shack
Found him in the back
As wrinkly as a prune
On a hot day in June
He got out a knife
To cut off the foreskin
But the kid was so wrinkly
It blew off from the wind
The man found it funny and named him
Rumplestiltskin
3 years later
he's in school
3 feet high
acting like a fool
One time on a July morning
Caught eating another's porridge
Sent to the wheel with a spool of thread
Told to make sweaters till the day ends
but when he tried to make clothes for the cold
he found out he could make them out of gold
So one by one he would stitch
Sweaters that could make anyone rich
But at the end of the day they thought he was a witch
The king
Kind and fair
Could not remove the fowl stench in the air
For the townsfolk thought death was the only way
To get rid of the evil found yesterday
The king found a solution that would keep Rumplestiltskin alive
" Give everyone in town a golden sweater and you'll be free of this endeavor"
but there were too many people and not enough tread
to prevent him from being dead
20 years exile instead
20 years later
He came back to town
3 feet high
he came back down
New town
New people
Found him the odd sort
Asked him
Why he's so short
" My father, filled with grief,
drank booze for relief
Three nights into exile
In a drunken spell
Pushed me down our well
Broke my pelvis
and both legs
I cried through the night
Wasn't found till next morning
He pulled me up with the bucket
terrified then relieved
Fully recovered
3 years later
my growth was stunted
three feet stuck forever"
One day in late July
He heard a noise
Sobbing in a cellar
Under a castle
Curiosity filled his mind
pity filled his heart
he seeked out the noise
he found it
a woman
" Good morning, why are you crying" he asked
an impossible task
" I have to spin straw to gold you see or tomorrow death will come to me"
He would have done this task for free
but you see
he can't make a living
or even a shilling
for even though he can make gold
he's still treated as an exile
for his stature and abilities
Make people afraid
that if they buy his gold
their blood would run cold
He gave her a requirement
" An item in exchange for service"
She gave him a necklace
He gave her service
A days worth of gold
Should keep her blood
From running cold
He went downtown
bartered apple for necklace
went back to the mountains
For the rest of the day
Next day
same woman
same impossible task
same requirement
She gave him a ring
He gave her service
A days worth of gold
yet again
He went down
bartered ring for bread
and two apples
He went to the mountains
rest of the day
yet again
Same woman
same situation
different requirements
She had nothing left to give him
so he thought of something wild
a child
for he had always wanted one
to give the love
his father never did
to teach his wildest ways
and to never be afraid
for he couldn't have one
because of the fall
for they believed
the pelvis
ruptured his area
and made him infertile
He gave her the requirements
" service for the firstborn"
she accepted his offer
both unsure if it will ever happen
he gave his service
the same result
and went back to the mountains
One year later
he came down again
he found out
she was queen
and had a child
surprised
he asked the guards
to see the queen
they called him a freak
told him to leave
winded up
from the brutes
he took a different route
came to the chamber
queen with child
upset she had forgotten
her promise
she cried
she begged
guilty of the way he acted
He gave her three days
to guess his name
for no one could get it right
cause it was really weird
and sometimes he wondered
if his father had more than just beer
He left the castle
back up into the mountains
came down the next morning
She guessed common names
" Dave, Joe, Fred "
He shook his head
went back into the mountains
came down the next morning
She guessed names
even he found weird
" Slackjaw, Toothache, Goldbeard"
He shook his head
glad those weren't his
that his father
wasn't THAT drunk
when he named him
He went back to the mountains
and with delight
got drunk that night
He sang a tune
around the fire
Then fell down unconscious
unaware that someone was watching
" Today I bake bread
Tomorrow I make soup
for a little child
one year new
I hope to be
as kind as I can
for now there's a child
for old rumplestiltskin!"
He came down that morning
one last time
surprised
she guessed his name
the third time
He tore his shirt with grief
for he knew defeat
and will never get the child he seeked
But he felt like
he'd been deceived
For when she said his name
She said it confidently
So before he left
To go to the mountains
He spilled the beans
to the king
The king
Hearing his statement
needed proof
for an accusation
against his beloved queen
The servant
Gave Rumplestiltskin
Straw and thread
With it
he gained the kings favor tenfold
in front of him
He made a dress out of gold
He couldn't put his queen on trial
For he needed a mother for their child
So for forgiveness
He gave Rumplestiltskin land
and a million
And on it he would make
millions more
for his act for the king
revealed to the world
his true talent
royalty
from all kingdoms
would seek him out
for the finest of clothing
In exchange for the finest of riches
Eventually a Frenchman
He became royal himself
And on his deathbed
He found out
He wasn't completely infertile
after all
For he found out
He had a child
But his shortness
may have been inherited
For twenty years after his death
His child became
The great NAPOLEON!