Why are you such a skeeze?

It doesn’t matter how many times you say “please”

You never really cared for me

There’s no way I’m giving you back the key

Thing is, you’re not all that smart

I should have known right from the start

Using these cruel tricks n’ shit

Just so you can get some pics of this?

Who knew you were so desperate

I guess your pants were just that desolate

Seven years of wasted tears

For you to pierce my heart with a pointed spear

You played me like a cat with string

With all your casual cool talk and masterful flirting

If only I had known it was all a cheap ploy

To you, I was just a fun little toy

I’m glad that now you’re out of my life

Give my condolences to your future wife

No more of your lame excuses

My last word to you: deuces