Parents,

We deal with your constant nagging.

We deal with our lack of privacy.

We deal with your unfair consequences.

We deal with your desires to be overly protective.

We deal with your ridiculous demands.

All because we love you.

Sincerely,

All Children.

Children,

We deal with your endless complaining.

We deal with your tiring attitude.

We deal with your irrelevant drama.

We deal with your sexcessive neediness.

We deal with your constant days of laziness.

All because we love you.

Sincerely,

All Parents.