I am the legendary

blade swallower

and life isn't easy

for me

Monday,

I woke up and Tried to eat

a pop tart but failed... epicly.

Saw the pasty gook

ooze through the holes in my throat.

I proceeded to the bathroom

Felt the blades rip my

butt-cheeks with every step.

Then I fainted, after I

seen the blood leak

from my open wounds.

Tuesday,

I found out that my

sex life is destroyed.

I have deadly erections

Every thrust, strips her

cirvix. Every hump slices

my skin. Any moment of

penetration will scar bodies.

.

Wednesday,

I had blades sawing through skin

creating butcher knives for finger

tips. My family barely recognizes

me. I’ve grown blades through my

eyes, now “tears” drops are “blood”

drops.

Thurday,

I’m barely making ends meet.

constantly I buy socks and shoes

because my toenails are razors.

Friday,

My body decides to create a cycle for

metal  to rotate around my organs

i gain nickle poisoning, now

my senses are slowly fading.

Saturday,

I admit that i have a problem

but entertaining people is my

pleasure.

Sunday,

this is life threatning

but i crave the attention

Until I feel important, I will

have weeks of new pains

and a life of stail pleasures