Just a Little Too Young
Have you ever had a teacher
who would rather play in her chair
then do her job?
Who asks the kids to spin her
and follow her on instagram
when the students are just
begging to learn
a basic grammar structure?
Welcome to my Pre-AP
College driven, blow-off
junior level english class
Taught by a college student herself.
I’ve never sat in a classroom
with students complaining about not working.
I have never gone through an honors class
supposedly created to push and challenge us
where I don’t have to lift a pinky and hold a 97%
When will you learn?
You demand respect but will not earn it
You telling us about your boyfriend more than authors
We know more about your daily life then the english language
No one has read a single book assigned
Because you encourage the use of Sparknotes
Who’s gonna work hard if you tell them not to?
Who is going to respect you if you act like a high schooler?
You may have scored highly on several tests
But you are a ditz
A self absorbed, bleach blonde ditz
If you understood all of the comments and jokes made about you
You would quit your job
No, you’re not a ditz
You’re painfully ignorant
Thank goodness I’ve had a large vocabulary since 6th grade
Because there’s no way you would’ve taught me such a large word
And don’t get me started on painful
Oh wait
Too late
You pick your favorites so harshly
If the pretty cheerleader likes something
It will never change
Even if it physically or emotionally hurts other students
If you continue to talk down
To students with an average ACT score almost double yours
You won’t be able to talk down
When you’re out of a job
So if you want us to read a book
Three centuries old in a language we don’t understand
Imply to read Sparknotes instead of attempting,
and yell that no one read it
You need to take a step back
And analyze yourself
Because unfortunately
We can’t make you wear a red D on your chest
Dumb, because of how you make yourself seem
Or maybe the principal
Will agree to you wearing
A bright, glitter B
Right over where your heart is supposed to be