I'm a credit card in a wallet
Give me my own pocket.
Buy something worth a lot of money.
But dont fart its not funny.
Dont swipe me too many times
It hurts so be really kind.
Get more credit cards so I can have friends
Dont hold me too hard or my back will bend.
If that ever happens I will be grumpy
So buy a new wallet so I can be comfy.
Dont swipe me too hard,
Im just a card.
When I run out of money don't cut me up
Because maybe someday I will have good luck.
Don't use me to try to unlock doors
It hurts, I can't take it anymore.
Don't leave me alone
I feel so alone.
Don't put me in your mouth
I know whats been about.
Im a credit card in a wallet.