This Christmas isn’t going to be so bad

to spend it with my family I’ll be glad

I am thankful we can go to Granny’s

I hope for a gift I don’t get panties

I hope that I get to see my brother’s

what beautiful presents there are colors

my mother will be hungry like a bear

she has a thing inside her so beware

my cousins will be filled with joy oh boy

because they get to see their shining toy