I tried to write a poem. I truly did you see

It’s quite a thing to do, especially if you’re me

I figured you’d want big words, perhaps a rhyme or two

Words don’t come that easy, unless of course you’re Pooh

Now there’s a funny bear, cute and cuddly as can be

He sounds a bit like you, except with all the honey

I fudged that line a bit, but I don’t really care

It fit just right the way it was…so kiss my derriere.