Push her away to a corner of your mind

Say to yourself "I'm sure she won't mind"

Never call her, forget she exists

Keep it up until she knows something's amiss

When she asks, concerned and unnerved

Comfort, console, soothe and cajole

Until the meeting is adjourned

Lead her along

Like a kite on a string

Play with her heart

Like a violin's strings

How to lose a girl, you ask?

I assure you it's not that hard you see

Follow my lead and it will seem

That you could do this in your sleep

Speaking of sleep, speak to her friends

Take them to bed and let the night begin

When it finally dawns on her

And she's dejected, rejected, alone and hurt

Console, soothe, and remind of past times

Draw her back in like a fish on a line

Make her love you until she's out of her mind

And when the feeling becomes much too sublime

Hang her out on a line to dry

And when she sends you "I love you, good night"

Send her "I love you too, lol jk, good bye."

How do you lose a girl, you ask?

A girl's heart is like glass

Drop it and see how long relations will last.