The Great Negotiator 
likes to play golf actually 
likes to play a lot of golf 
even though he touted 
from the podium that he'd 
be too busy to play golf 
unlike that lazy Obama
who couldn't get enough 
golf time it appeared didn't it

& The Great Negotiator has
visited his golf clubs 13 times
in 100 days but his staff 
like to kind of not talk about
it too much really,
it actually being kind of a 
sensitive topic,

& the Master Deal Maker
would be winning so much
you'd be tired of him winning
& then maybe just perhaps
he might find time for a round
of golf in between the many
deals he'd be pulling off
left right & centre & winning,
winning, winning in his first
100 days as the Great Negotiator
who could make a deal & get
things done,

& all that other stuff he endlessly
spouted forth in that vapid earnest 
New York deal making whisper of his,

oh yes ... The Great Negotiator.