I'm eating right;
Oats, protons, and egg whites.

Sheryl's eating unfit:
Cupcakes, cookies, and my shit.

I'm doing shoulder flies;
Working my shoulders, back, and tris.

Sheryl's ain't doing a goddamn thing;
She's letting her ass drop and her tits swing.

I'm getting the shred;
Females on my balls and giving me head.

Sheryl can't bend down to put on a shoe;
Because she has diabetes.