" Oh hello Genie,I'd like you 2  grant me afew wishes."

 

"Excuse me,and who are you?"

 

"My name is......Oh,it doesn't matter.

I just want you 2 grant me afew wishes."

 

"This i can do,but not afew wishes

unless you've paid my receptionist £150 pounds for a few-

For three wishes the price is £90 pounds"

 

"Really!--I didn't know-I want more than three-

I require five wishes."

 

"For five the price is £200 pounds."

 

"£200!-I thought you said for a few is £150 pounds."

 

"I said £150 for a few,you didn't say you wanted five,you said a few!

"

"But you said earlier on that a few costs £150 pounds-didn't you?"

 

"I said from  £150 for a few,and and also i've told you £200 pounds for five."

 

"I'm abit confused-

I'm abit confused-

Can i go through it again with you?"

 

 

"No, we don't have 2 do that-Do you want me 2 grant you your wishes or not?

I'm a busy man!"

 

"Let me think about it and get back 2 you Genie."

 

"As you wish-remember, I require full payment first,online."

 

"Online!"

 

"Yes. Madam i must go. Just check my website for all information.

I don't have time 2 speak 2 you-I'm a busy man.Goodbye."

 

(Genie hangs up.)

Fucking woman,wasting my time Genie tells the walls.

The walls in the room,

of the Psychiatric Ward,where he was admitted 2 six months ago.

But that hasn't stopped him from granting wishes 2 people.

He is Genie after all.

He shouldn't have been sectioned anyway,he tells walls.

 

(c)3/10/2021.Wired6.