So here I am letting this nerdy rage spill off the page,
their words hurt and drop me to 1 HP,
but I endure them like Hit-Mon-Lee!
They say I'm a loser, they say I'm a geek,
but I don't let their harsh words make me weak!
I stay strong like Donkey Kong,
and escape this pain by playing a game.
I've beat Contra using only one life,
And Metal Gear Solid with only a knife.
Parents always treated me like dirt,
so I hide away while I dominate Q-Bert.
Being a geek, it isn't so bad,
because my hands are at home on the game pad.