The Gayle King Fans

The Gayle King fans are slandering the Hulk, which is bad;

When the Hulk finds out what the Gayle King fans are doing, he gets mad.

 

The Gayle King fans are telling this lie that the Hulk had sexually violated them, as you can see;

The Hulk would never do that and I'm speaking truthfully.

 

The Hulk and the Defenders search for the Gayle King fans, which is great;

The Gayle King fans are who the Defenders really hate.

 

When the Defenders find the Gayle King fans and the bitches see them, they use their super weapons to try to kill the heroes;

The Hulk delivers a thunderclap to knock down the skanks, which is good to know.

 

The Silver Surfer uses his cosmic energy to shoot and destroy the weapons of the Gayle King fans and I'm speaking honestly;

The Gayle King fans are a disgrace to their gender and always will be.

 

Namor beats up the Gayle King fans, which is cool;

The Gayle King fans are total fools.

 

Dr. Strange uses his magic to tie up the Gayle King fans, which is smart;

The Gayle King fans have sin in their hearts.

 

Dr. Strange calls the police, which is a wonderful thing to do;

The Gayle King fans have been around for years, so they're not new.

 

When the police arrive, Dr. Strange also uses his magic to make the Gayle King fans tell the truth, which is polite;

Those evil sluts couldn't beat the Defenders in a fight.

 

When the police arrest the Gayle King fans, the Defenders go away;

The Defenders have saved the day.

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