GAINFUL EMPLOYMENT QUEST

 

 pixar could nada pay enough for this avid, hominid intrepid reader
   and trainer of apple chomping antz 
so i wonder if any chance hello kitty whisker of restore ring employment 
     fermi, thru this contrived virtual toy story qua ratatouille poetic brew 
could materialize into a likely chance 
such an idea generates me to shrek out with excitement      and do a wop ping hip hop improvisational thespian dance -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     
just in case a glimmer of some prospect exists 
     for this self anointed bard and one who dislikes formality 
     of belmont hills now presents his technical skills     which i hopes to enhance 
hence  this chap offers following poetic expression      nada common and did not german ate in france
     to take a glance -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     
to help this intuitive homo sapiens      overcoming bing a deep pull lore able bass kit self to enhance
     sharp pen his mental acuity like a lance 
which byte size bit torrent humor      might cause ye to soil your pants 
after misinterpreting this mishmash as raves and rants-     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     even part time income would buoy      ma petsmart gull sans positive stance 
with a subtle intent to place me as worth hiring, 
     to sway some au currant series electronic charge 
     and ideally affect hypnotic trancein effort for consideration to ad-vance.-     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     i betcha never read a pseudo cover letter reply   like a this iambic pentameter electronic wire 
from a boyish looking blood muggle father up in years 
     (whose nonpareil courage to face voldemort never does tire) 
and two near grown doll ling daughters would consider him a worthy hire 
less so to rake in gobs of money, -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -          but to satiate nearly unquenchable hunger and thirst 
     for further (ahem) bits of computer fields,      and pad the family big bird nest 
     while watering this stream of consciousness babbling 
     brook bass adder know how to acquire. -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     this faux cover letter of sorts conveys an itty bitty 
     raw bit miniscule orbitz size actual work experience 
(from this older papa, who lives west of the philadelphia city) 
nonetheless, i hanker (NOT to be confused with HACKER)
     divergent words differ by juiced one letter 
     which prompts the following ditty. -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     
computer trouble shooting abilities of mine     thine appetite to comprehend, 
     aye ascribe as buzzfeed ding nitty gritty 
nebulous as on par with the secret life of one walter mitty 
whom destiny protected and took pity 
merely meant to be silly 
yet also an attempt to be witty. -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     no matter how many miles by car 
(actually your company might be     within dead man walking distance) 
    this opportunity would not be considered to faralso hoop ping responding in rhyme considered creative and har 
dull cause for overlooking an opportunity for me to inside the open doo a jar and communicate with modest casual fashion trying knot to mar-     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     
ma duke king chances by dressing dishabille, 
to prove hike kin use my acumen      interest, language skills and technologically spar 
     using graphical user interface programs 
     to get unstuck from virtual feathery tar.-     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     iambic pentameter might not constitute traditional   standard genre for a debtor  
i see no reason with rhyme     why my own non-conformist modus operandi 
     cannot serve as me own mode to communicate pursuit 
     as a computer repair technician and letterman go getter 
which honest to goodness confession 
     hopefully affects against other respondents at least a bit better. -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     this pure breed mud half blood muggle prince 
this bona fide seeker for challenging income   does reckon the following poetic way 
not necessarily follows the formalities     to reply as most would readily say 
yet why adhere to conformity,-     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -          whereby his paradigm frowns on creative r ray 
which atypical modus operandi      to reply a positive reply and job i pray 
even if the outcome per offering my interest turns out to be nay 
perhaps because where mien hometown - bryn mawr     west of philadelphia frito band eat toe lay.-     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     livingsocial within southeastern montgomery county, pennsylvania      the general domain since me birth
the resume (quite slim as jail grub gruel) may show a dearth 
yet decided to resort to verse to induce a byte size mirth 
of requisite (sought after) technical expertise, 
     i do possess the attributes well worth.-     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     if you might just allow me to boast 
and blithely use iambic pentameter to coast 
maybe even given the opportunity to eradicate     re: exorcise any binary elusive ghost 
and offer bytes of helpful information from this pc host
thus with brio and confidence i respond to your post.-     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     so...without further ado i will slightly brag 
to tell of an ability to conduct understand dos 
     manage common passe system utilities      such as scan disk and defrag 
installed, resolved dsl issues, performed     scan-disk and troubleshooting glitches -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     
     such as removal of dos files, installation     and/or removal of hardware      likewise uninstalling software, running registry sweeps 
     in an attempt to remove bugs and errors 
     that cause this machine to cough and gag 
which invariably causes such processes as downloading, -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     
sending, uploading, et cetera to laglike gently goading an overloaded old nagwho if an aged horse an actual human,      would warrant sweat wicked off brow with rag
and if chance smiles on further consideration     like a happy pup his tail will wag. -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     oh...and by the way 
     (gnome hatter a no...no and taboo topic de jure),
     i would accept a starting 
and/or negotiable salary as a starting wage 
in an effort to support this self proclaimed sage 
whose role can double up as a court jester, joker, or page 
hopeful this poetic synopsis offers a favorable gauge 
and in tandem enriching my fount of knowledge 
more valuable at this advanced age. -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     y'all might think this reply balderdash and rot 
which may matter bo diddly squat 
no matter i herald from royalty with salient strengths 
     as being a prestigious scott 
butta masta harris     does not smoke booze nor drink from a chamber pot-     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     -     
and a student of the establishment he is not 
yet moxie by maxima proxy this poet of belmont hills doth got 
and might elicit salient characteristics similar to a humanoid bot 
and, oh by the way,     i lived in lower merion for some years quite alot. good day 
roil the figurative establishment with elan and - hay!   

This poem is about: 
Me

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