Once upon a time
There was a man named Florian
I thought he was the one
I thought he was grand…
Suddenly I felt a need to scroll through my Instagram
Post after post till my eyes got a hold, of a video he had post
It began with him facing the seven members of my family
Speaking to them so harshly
“Little humans, What are you? Get to my level or shoo shoo”.
It was prince Florian bullying my fam!
With words to hurt and no reason to exert
I couldn't bare another second, so I came up with a plan
I’ll hop in an Uber and search for this man
He’ll be easy to find
No land is to vast
On my way, through the forest I went
My eyes caught a glance of Mean Florian
There he was, standing by a tree
Trying to make a joke out of my family
And for what?!
His lame Instagram feed!
Oh no he won't, not while I still breathe
With no time to waste, I picked up my pace
Got real close and into place
The time has come to pound his face
Down to the ground fell the little prince
Don’t mess with my family, or you’ll meet my fist!
#SavageSnow :) CYG