There's a tassle jacket on our teacher,
Crocs with socks, a standard feature.
Sure we know him, he talks history.
Why he wears that vest, however? A mystery.
He rants about the Greeks,
and some pharaoh Egyptian.
But his boots meant for creeks,
had once gave Klein a conniption.
He teaches well, and I like him a lot.
For the life that he brings and the wisdom he's brought.
For all he's done, he gets an A in passion,
but a definite F, for his choices in fashion.