We all know her

With her stone cold stare and snakes as hair

But at Dussy's Dye and Trim Salon she is the most fiece hair dresser in town

Nothing will scare her off from giving you a drop dead look

You had a gum accident, a bangs disaster, a perm gone permanently wrong

Mama Medusa will fix it up

With her sunglasses on and a lowered gaze you need not fear a bad hair day

Have a rat's nest in your hair? Her snakes will finish your do!

Your hair is flying all out of your bun? She'll make sure it is as solid as a rock!

She knows how to deal with difficult customers 

Those on Olympus made her tough

But be polite and then you'll see she's the best at beauty stuff

Step over Aphordite a new beauty queen is in town

Come to Dussy's Dye and Trim Salon and you'll be the bewitching person in all of town!